saturday night letters

Dear M,

Mixing drinks is not smart. Don't do it again.

Love, Your Body

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Dear TimeWarner Cable,

Your boxes suck! I went away for a week and now my menu says "data unavailable" and my DVR is full. Trust me, as the box is only a few weeks old, it is not new. I realize this means I'm going to have to take the box downtown again and trade it in for a new one. I blame you entirely for this and demand money off my bill. And free Showtime so I can watch the Tudors.

Insincerely, Disgruntled Customer

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Dear PIX11 TV,

Thank you for airing one of my favoritest, cheesiest movies: You've Got Mail on this lazy Saturday night. It combines two of my favorite things: books and NYC and I heart the soundtrack.

With love from this Couch Potato

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Dear Guy I Met Last Night,

I liked you but I don't know your last name and we got separated before any info could be exchanged. But you could find me on Facebook if you really wanted to...

Hint, Hint - The Girl with Really Curly Hair

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Dear Lea Michele,

I want your voice.

Love, A New "Gleek"

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Dear Readers,

I'm getting on the London posts. I have no energy for one tonight.

xo, M